When I began my blog, writing was magical and healing for me from the start. For the first time in ages, I started to see humor in my life. I know that helped me cope with the tremendous stress I had going on at the time.
Perhaps the title of “No Ordinary Princess” has inspired me because suddenly I have many funny things to share.
Last week, I definitely did not feel like a Princess.
I was racing out of my house to meet a friend for lunch and just when I finished using the bathroom and was ready to leave, I accidentally dropped my car key.
My unfortunate timing had the key sailing down the drain precisely at the moment I flushed.
I dropped to my knees to grope into the toilet (pee only), but it was long gone. I still have one more and aside from taking the photo above, I plan to be very careful with it.
Being careful is something I really must focus on. Seriously, I’ve fallen a few times recently because when my eyes hurt, I don’t fully open them to see where I’m going.
With humor I also realize that I must watch what I’m doing when I’m text messaging. Sometimes it’s absolutely critical that a message doesn’t go to the wrong person.
The day after losing my key down the toilet, I had an embarrassing experience related to texting. It all began on the day where I planned to record guitar for three of my songs in the afternoon.
I was very much looking forward to it because it had been two weeks since I had recorded anything; usually I recorded song vocals several times a week.
But Darrin (my recording engineer) had been on vacation for a week. When he got back from his trip he had a lot of things to catch up on and was too busy to fit me in.
Finally, he was able to schedule a session with me.
I wanted to be prepared. Whenever I record guitar, I always change my strings. The guitar sounds so tinkly with new strings and that sweet sound lasts for about six hours.
In the morning, it took me about 45 minutes to change my strings. After that, I practiced and kept tuning my guitar.
Around lunchtime I received a message from Darrin cancelling our appointment; his prior session had unfortunately ran over.
I texted him and begged to know if he could fit me in for even half an hour. He replied:
I’m at a session in Hollywood 😦 so I’m not at my place. Otherwise I surely would!
As waves of disappointment swept over me, I began to mull over alternatives. I remembered there was another studio I had recorded at six months earlier. It was a little farther away, but that could solve my problem.
I made a phone call to the other studio and even though my appointment was a few days later, I felt better. My guitar strings would still sound okay. I’d have my guitar tracks done and when Darrin had time I could record vocals.
I felt so proud of myself.
I decided to share my good feelings with my therapist, Connie, after texting her to confirm our next appointment. I wrote:
I was supposed to finally record with Darrin today and he cancelled at the last minute. I was so bummed. He’s been too busy to fit me in for 2 weeks. I’m going to record guitar with this other guy on Thursday. That will get me back on track. Empowered!!!!
I yawned and stretched after taking a brief nap. I looked over at my cell phone and horror began to spread through my body. The message I thought I had sent to my therapist had gone to Darrin!
I quickly wrote:
Please ignore my message. It’s pretty funny because I meant to send it to my therapist. I’m having a bad day and accidentally flushed my expensive car key down the toilet.
The truth was I hadn’t flushed the key down the toilet that day (it was the day before), but I put it in my message for effect. All evening I kept checking my phone for a response from Darrin and when there wasn’t one I didn’t sleep too well. Later the next day I decided to send another message. It was:
Question: Are u ever going to let me come to record again? Sorry about my message yesterday. After being so overworked, I’m that sure wasn’t a nice message u received from me. I would love to sing vocals when u have time. Please forgive me.
Darrin easily forgave me. I was nervous for the next few sessions, but he was especially kind and eager to fit me into his schedule. It turned out that it wasn’t so horrible.
I did go to another studio to record guitar for 90 minutes. My fingers were sore and I came home with a lot of tracks to edit. It probably took about 12 hours of my time to edit the recordings for those three songs.
But when I mixed those recordings in, my guitar had a booming sound. I ended up not using them and had to use another recording. Below are some recent guitar mixes I’ve done:
A week later, I had dinner with a few friends. The women all laughed when I recounted my story about Darrin and the misdirected text message. It seemed that everyone had a story of their own to share.
My friend Linnae guffawed and said, “Just make sure you look at the name on top before you push send!”
And how ironic that only a day later, I sent a message to Linnae that was meant to go to Darrin. Luckily, it wasn’t anything embarrassing. Linnae wrote back. (Her words are in blue):
Hey you texted the wrong person again. Glad you weren’t talking shit about me. LOL!
I wrote back with:
There is not a shitty thing I could imagine about you except all the crap we’ve both had to deal with!
You are too funny! Be sure to look at sender BEFORE you send. Good thing you’re not into “setting.” Damn auto-correct – I meant “sexting!”
I quickly texted her back while laughing aloud. I wrote:
Thanks for setting me straight. SEXTING sounds like the excitement I need LOL!!
All of a sudden, my eyes opened up and my heart started pounding. I wrote her one more time.
Oops! I thought I sent that last message to the wrong person!!!!
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